Chapter 5

Mulla Nasrudin and a friend went to the racetrack.

The Mulla decided to place a hunch bet on Chopped Meat.

On his way to the betting window he encountered a tout who talked him into
betting on Tug of War since, said the tout,
"Chopped Meat does not have a chance."

The next race the friend decided to play a hunch and bet on a horse
named Overcoat.

On his way to the window he met the same tout, who convinced him Overcoat
did not have a chance and talked him into betting on Flying Feet.
So Overcoat won, and Flyiny Feet came in last.
On their way to the parking lot for the return trip, winnerless,
the two friends decided to buy some peanuts.
The Mulla said he'd get them. He came back with popcorn.

"What's the idea?" said his friend "I thought we agreed to buy peanuts."

"YES, I KNOW," said Mulla Nasrudin. "BUT I MET THAT MAN AGAIN."