God is a lie
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"It is being rumoured around town," a friend said to Mulla Nasrudin,
"that you and your wife are not getting along too well.
Is there anything to it?"
"NONSENSE," said Nasrudin.
"WE DID HAVE A FEW WORDS AND I SHOT HER. BUT THAT'S AS FAR AS IT WENT."