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... wife said. "He didn't die until he fell in, is that right? " he asked. "That's true," his wife said. "THEN IT WAS THE WATER THAT KILLED HIM," said Nasrudin, "NOT WHISKY." 69. Mulla Nasrudin stormed into the Postmaster General's office and shouted, "I am being pestered by threatening letters, and I want somebody to do something about it." "I am...

... last saw smoke from a fire rising from the jungle. As he made his way slowly through the woods, scared half to death, he heard a voice say, "Pass that bottle and deal those cards." "THANK GOD!" cried Nasrudin. "I AM AMONG CIVILISED PEOPLE!" 126. "What was the argument between you and your father-in-law, Nasrudin?" asked a friend. "I didn't mind, when he...

... engine couped out," he laughed. "I will bet half of them are scared to death." "THAT'S NOTHING." said Mulla Nasrudin, "HALF OF US UP HERE ARE TOO." 140. Mulla Nasrudin who was reeling drunk was getting into his automobile when a policeman came up and asked "You're not going to drive that car, are you?" "CERTAINLY I AM GOING TO DRIVE," said Nasrudin...

.... 147. Mulla Nasrudin: "How much did you pay for that weird-looking hat?" Wife: "It was on sale, and I got it for a song." Nasrudin "WELL, IF I HADN'T HEARD YOU SING. I'D SWEAR YOU HAD BEEN CHEATED." 148. Mulla Nasrudin was a hypochondriac He has been pestering the doctors of his town to death for years. Then one day, a young doctor, just out of the medical school moved...

..., and said to him: "I am sorry to tell you, but you have scarlet fever. This is an extremely contagious disease." Mulla Nasrudin turned to his wife and said, "My dear, if any of my creditors call, tell them I AM AT LAST IN A POSITION TO GIVE THEM SOMETHING." 196. Mulla Nasrudin was scheduled to die in a gas chamber. On the morning of the day of his execution he was asked by the...

.... In earlier days in America it was not unusual for politicians to take advantage of a public hanging to address the crowd of spectators. When Mulla Nasrudin, the condemned, was told a politician was going to speak on the grim occasion. "HAVE ME FIRST, PLEASE," screamed Mulla Nasrudin. But it was not possible. So Mulla Nasrudin thanked the speaker for making it easier to die". 201...
... life, and as far as stopping is concerned, I stopped forty years ago; since then there is nobody left to move. And as far as killing me is concerned, you can do it anyway. Everything born is going to die." Angulimala saw the man, fell at his feet, and was transformed. Angulimala could not change Buddha, Buddha changed Angulimala. Magdalena the prostitute could not change Jesus, but Jesus changed...

... must become a necessary study for all sannyasins. Tenth... am I still right? "Yes, Osho." Good. The book I am going to talk about is a Sufi one, THE BOOK OF BAHAUDDIN. The original Sufi mystic, Bahauddin created the tradition of Sufism. In his small book everything is contained. It is like a seed. Love, meditation, life, death... he has not left anything out whatsoever. Meditate over it...
... would lose all your moorings. You would not know who you are and where you are. It would almost be a death, and the shock would be too much; you would be shattered. No, it has to be taken in homeopathic doses, very minor doses. By and by one has to acclimatise oneself for it. That's why it happens naturally, very slowly. It happens just for a split second in the beginning... just a glimpse and it is...

... is futile; not even worth considering. It is as if a person has died and then he is afraid of death. It has already happened. Everybody is a split personality. The whole society is schizophrenic. This earth is a big madhouse and you are one of the most important inmates! (laughter) So there is no need to be worried about it. Now the whole thing is how to become one. Put your whole energy into it...
..., and whether you are a buddha or not you will be annihilated too. According to Indian mythology, which now coincides with the scientific investigations, the whole cosmos, everything, comes out of nothing. Maybe it remains in existence for millions or trillions of years, but a point comes when even the planets, the suns, the moons, even the great stars, get tired and old. It is not only that you die...

..., everything that is born, dies. And in the end, this whole existence one day will die completely; there will be nothing except pure space. That's how it was, some time back: out of nothing, this soap bubble arises, goes on becoming bigger and bigger and bigger. Then at a certain point it bursts forth, and disappears. Daizui is right when he says, "It will be annihilated." ON ANOTHER OCCASION, A...
... aware that you have been missing so long, then repentance comes; one simply feels why did one miss for so long? There was no reason to remain in misery for such a long time! [She asks: What should I do?] Die!... Let [yourself] die! You cling too much to your[self]! This ego has to go! Next time you come, come here and put your ego outside the gate. You can give it to [the guard]; he can keep it. Next...
... think about? You cannot go on thinking your ordinary thoughts because they are too trivial in such a moment - when death is just there waiting for you down the hill. Within moments you will be gone! The very shock of it is enough to stop the process of thinking. When he fell and when I pulled him out of the car, he was laughing. He said, 'But is this the way to prove it? Couldn't you have done better...

... consciousness can be, and without content. So that accident was a blessing. And I thanked the driver and said what I had been trying to tell this man for years and was not able to, he had simply done! If he had died in that moment he would have born on a very high plane. Nothing was wrong - even death would have been good - because in that moment of no-thought he would have died in a kind of satori. He was...
... total; you don't know what total is. If it had been total then there would have been no problem; all problem about it would have gone. When it is total you will be able to compare; you will be able to see that it was not total. The total will be really a death and you will start again very new, discontinuous with the past; there will be no link between the past and you. Right now the link remains: you...

... has ever attained to ecstasy through the head; the intellect is very barren. No life is born out of it, no love, no celebration. So choosing between the head and the heart is really choosing between death and life: the best of the heart is the best of life. So whatsoever you say! - if you choose the heart, become a sannyasin!] [Another sannyasin asks whether she should return to the West to do a...
... remain unconcerned and unaffected when seven hundred thousand people die in Pakistan. If one person dies in our family we are more grief-stricken than when so many die in Pakistan, and if one of our fingers is cut we experience more pain than we felt when those seven hundred thousand died. As we approach the 'I', attachment becomes more concentrated, and as we go further away from 'mine', its shadow...
... MASSAN'S TEMPLE FOR THREE YEARS. AT ANOTHER TIME, GOEI WENT TO SEKITO AND SAID, "IF YOU CAN SAY A WORD, I WILL REMAIN HERE; OTHERWISE I WILL GO AWAY." SEKITO SIMPLY SAT THERE, AND GOEI WENT OFF. FROM THE BACK, SEKITO CALLED HIM, "JARI! JARI!" GOEI TURNED HIS HEAD. SEKITO SAID, "FROM BIRTH TO DEATH, IT IS JUST LIKE THIS - TURNING THE HEAD, TURNING THE BRAIN. HOW ABOUT IT?"...

... aware of your own inner flame. SEKITO SIMPLY SAT THERE, AND GOEI WENT OFF. He did not understand the silent answer. FROM THE BACK SEKITO CALLED HIM - "WHERE! WHERE! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" GOEI TURNED HIS HEAD. SEKITO SAID, "FROM BIRTH TO DEATH, IT IS JUST LIKE THIS - TURNING THE HEAD, TURNING THE BRAIN. HOW ABOUT IT?" GOEI WAS SUDDENLY ENLIGHTENED, SO HE BROKE HIS STAFF. Goei used...
... disciples were born here. Hundreds of people became enlightened under his guidance. The consciousness of this country reached the highest point in the presence of Gautam Buddha. And yet the moment Buddha was gone, the tremendous experience disappeared, evaporated -- because the people who remained behind were still not ready to betray their master. They were ready to die, but not to betray; they were not...

... enough to convince them that this man had experienced something that they had not experienced. What they were saying was simply repetition of old scriptures. What he was saying was a valid individual experience -- his own. And when the experience is your own, it has an authority. Hinduism had to wait for Buddha's death. In his presence, it was impossible to argue in favor of superstitions. They had to...

..., to see what is the matter." We reached Nagpur nearabout twelve o'clock, and we phoned and we found that the father had died at exactly ten o'clock. Perhaps at the time of death he remembered his only son, and remembered the name that he always used. Now, this is not a dream. He had not seen anything, but he had heard; it is objective. And the father was almost sixty miles away, and a dying man...

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